My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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