Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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