new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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