its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
i think my cat just said my name.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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