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take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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