Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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