one might say we're banned from that church
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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