ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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