Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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