whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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