She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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