If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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