either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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