Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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