At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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