new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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