that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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