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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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