we're blogging at a bar
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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