is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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