I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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