Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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