That's intense
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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