i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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