Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My penis needs a shock collar
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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