can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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