it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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