Porn is love you can see.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
