He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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