He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
