Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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