They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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