I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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