butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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