her vagine was all disorganized.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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