New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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