He is an equal opportunity slut.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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