Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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