I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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