I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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