you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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