She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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