Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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