I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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