yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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