how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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