And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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