I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
