My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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