How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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