I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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