its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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