i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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