it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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