Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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