its not stalking. its research.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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