last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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