i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Can I color on your dick again?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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